Best Chisels

[dirtydeeds]

so ive worked it out at last

the list of heavy duty chisels in order of merit for sustained and massive abuse are

number 1
pig stickers owned by scrit

number 2
pig stickers owned by other people

number 3
registerd mortice chisels owned by scrit

number 4
all chisels owned by anyone else in human history


number unknown (but too large for a supercomputer to calculate)

any chisels owned by dirtydeeds




i dont feel bitter or twisted in anyway shape or form

[Lord Nibbo]

dirtydeeds said:

so ive worked it out at last

the list of heavy duty chisels in order of merit for sustained and massive abuse are

number 1
pig stickers owned by scrit

number 2
pig stickers owned by other people

number 3
registerd mortice chisels owned by scrit

number 4
all chisels owned by anyone else in human history


number unknown (but too large for a supercomputer to calculate)

any chisels owned by dirtydeeds




i dont feel bitter or twisted in anyway shape or form

No super computer needed. Alf's got all of the best ones stashed away in tea chests. ;D

[dirtydeeds]

hiding chisels in tea chests

just to make my chisels further down the list than i thought

thats just sneaky

[Alf]

lordnibbo said:

No super computer needed. Alf's got all of the best ones stashed away in tea chests. ;D

Tea chests? Can you even get tea chests any more? I don't want to even think about trying to move a tea chest full of chisels.

Cheers, Alf

P.S. Where would socket mortise chisels come, d'you think? Before registered I think, but it probably depends on whether Scrit has any. ;D

[mrspanton]

dom said:

I suspect we'd all like to live like that.
Fiver gets you ten if you can do that near London though.

Move away from london then?

[Lord Nibbo]

toobyefore said:

Tea chests? Can you even get tea chests any more? I don't want to even think about trying to move a tea chest full of chisels.

Cheers, Alf

P.S. Where would socket mortise chisels come, d'you think? Before registered I think, but it probably depends on whether Scrit has any. ;D

So you know what a tea chest is then? So do I need further proof? ;D

[colincott]

lordnibbo said:

toobyefore said:

Tea chests? Can you even get tea chests any more? I don't want to even think about trying to move a tea chest full of chisels.

Cheers, Alf

P.S. Where would socket mortise chisels come, d'you think? Before registered I think, but it probably depends on whether Scrit has any. ;D

So you know what a tea chest is then? So do I need further proof? ;D

Some of us youngster do remember them

( Cant believe I called myself a youngster as I am 40 in Jan )

[Alf]

Yebbut yer lordship I know what a sedan chair is - doesn't make me Nell Gwynn's contemporary. ;D

Cheers, Alf

Still nearer than 30 than 40 and hanging onto that thought...